Naughty Confessions from the Men's Room: Profane, X-Rated, Raw, Kinky, Off-The-Wall, Bad-Boy Talks, Wild, Outrageous, Sexy & Hilarious

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Few playwrights can shake the stage like Lynn Nottage. The reverberations are even stronger when her work is directed by Lynette Linton. Five years ago, the pair created one of the most important productions of the last decade: Sweat was a tremendous capturing of life in post-industrial rust-belt America.

When he asked me to throw them out, my face wrinkled up so bad that I think he knew he was way out of line.” The airline she worked for let female crew shorten the hems of their skirts once they had passed probation. It also allowed pilots and fellow crew to know which ones were newbies and potentially more open to amorous advances. Nottage wires me more deeply into American life than Arthur Miller ever has. Clyde’s is not as mighty as Sweat – the play doesn’t altogether avoid the sentimentality at which it laughs. Yet it is always vital; there is not a single limp moment. Linton’s direction lifts the drama to another level, making it one of the best evenings in the stalls I’ve had this year. Digging into the most prolific bastion of cringe and discomfort, Reddit, we found a few deeply uncomfortable sex stories that show just how persistent cringe-y, awkward sex moments can be throughout your lives.

In a panic, I threw a blanket — or something — over my girlfriend, grabbed my pants and tried to pull them on as I headed for the door to keep it from opening. I got to the door with my pants just above my knees when the door opened,” he recalls. “Standing in the hall was this sweet young freshman girl with her parents bringing her to her new dorm room! The looks on their faces were priceless. I asked them to give us a few minutes — I mean, what choice did they have?” 3. Whipped cream surprise But while you might have thought it was the crew reaching new heights of debauchery, more often than not they are trying to rein in the passengers.

Indeed, crew have to deal with all manner of issues in the air – one of the most challenging being what to do when someone dies during a flight. I masturbate in changing rooms, along bike-paths and sometimes in public transport. I swim and walk nude on normal beaches when the crowd is right. According to one British Airways trainer on the BBC TV series A Very British Airline, crew will often try to leave the deceased passenger in their seat or move them to first class if there is more space – but it was not always that way. Some cabin crew allegedly use secret signals to communicate with each other so passengers don’t know what they’re saying. Rob said his followers engage with stories that revolve around workplace stuff, sex, and schadenfreude, but mostly they seek reading about the human condition.At the end of last year, a British Airways cabin crew member revealed she was selling sex between flights and offering passengers the chance to join the exclusive mile high club by hooking up with them in mid-air. In this play of many selves, most of the cast take on several roles, with exceptional dexterity. Norvill is extraordinary throughout. Unguarded, apparently skinless, she talks at first in high-pitched, hiccupping phrases; as her confidence grows, her speech takes on a new flow. An air of project hovers over the evening, yet its candour is rare. So is its sense of inwardness. Confession is not only a matter of speech, but of sensation. Josh Anio Grigg’s sound design ensures that the audience hear the scrape of a plate across a table; when someone says shush in a library the sound crashes like a waterfall. My daughter and husband eagerly took their front row seats in tense anticipation. My son followed me out of the pool and over to the laid out towel just in front of our, “Watchers.” Anyway, Rob and Chris continued with their conversation, and they "got to talk about how semi-anonymity through obscurity was a good thing in many ways."