Rude Valentine's Card For Him & Her Dirty Roses Are Red Poem For Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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They range from being slightly cheeky to seriously X-rated, and run the gamut from short, naughty poems to long, sultry affairs that take their time, so there's something to suit everyone – and your partner is sure to appreciate whatever you choose! Learn how to use alliteration, word play and humor to make a rude, witty Valentine's poem of your own. Try our homemade Valentine's card designs here, or to make things easier, choose one of these printable Valentine's cards.

To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Two things to remember when it comes to writing your significant other rude Valentine's poems: be sure they share your sense of humor and avoid being so crude that you run the risk of insulting rather than amusing them.A brief interlude for a twisted funny poem about role playing sex games which reaches a deliberately anti-climactic climax. We’ve rounded up some of the best Valentine’s Day quotes and poems, including some *seriously* X-rated ones from our Netmums.

Rude Valentine's poems may seem counterintuitive to the holiday spirit of love, romance and affection that surrounds Valentine's Day, but for couples who are not into schmaltz, the rude poem may just be the way to go. Unfortunately, it's funny for many people to use the nastier connotations of the English language with which to amuse themselves.I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. Very funny, Patrick and, I mean, how bad can things be if "a guy can find good use of his balls and his wood? And to follow, two short love-hate poems by Paul which make interesting companion pieces and continue the theme of unfortunate romantic liaisons.