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While we all realize that this fascination with a glitter poo is probably taking us a step backward on the evolutionary ladder, the fact remains: IT’S KINDA AWESOME! Now, in the item’s description it doesn’t specify that you are supposed to eat the things, but the whole ‘pill’ name does imply a product intended for oral consumption. Perhaps throwing my digestive system yet another curveball with the classic “breakfast-for-dinner” play would throw it off enough to cause it to start actually shitting glitter.

He wasn’t the first toddler to ever to test if crayons are as tasty as they look—and he won’t be the last. Stoffel’s accomplished photography has also been featured in many outlets including the New York Times, Huffington Post, Vanity Fair, and Hawaiian Airlines Magazines.

To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. The idea was a simple one, and it was presented to me almost as a joke by a colleague who shall remain nameless so as to not formally tie her to such a sickening odyssey.

If there’s a lesson to be learned here, and there are several that I’m sure I’ll uncover in therapy years down the road, it’s that humans are ugly, deceitful creatures who will build you up on promises of sparkling shit and will proceed to crush you with absolute betrayal. Despite this disturbing new information regarding the potential havoc I could be wreaking upon my digestive tract, I remembered that Elite Daily also publishes hard-hitting articles like “59 Reasons Why Pizza Is Literally 100% Better Than A Boyfriend,” and decided to stake my own claim in the wild journalistic frontier.Get creative by using different unicorn mixes for the most amazing sparkling looks or why not add some beautiful Jewels! The pills arrived about a week later, accompanied by a charming handwritten note thanking me for my purchase written in all-too-appropriate hot pink glitter and a special “bonus” pill of the “funky stripe” variety. Real-Time Transaction Monitoring: Maestro continually monitors card transactions to identify and prevent suspicious or unusual activity, offering peace of mind. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.