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That’s right. Lotion designed specifically to keep men’s balls dry, stink free, smooth, comfortable, and moisturized. Herbs: you can use dried oregano and Italian seasoning for their Mediterranean flavor, they both work very well with fresh mozzarella but you’re more than welcome to use only fresh herbs such as thyme and parsley.

I don’t know why it’s taken this long for a product of this kind to hit the mens grooming product market but I’m glad one is finally here. We all use deodorant under our arms in one form or another, so why not a product for our balls? They get hot and sweaty and they sometimes need help – which is where the Below The Belt Grooming For Men range comes in. Heat two tablespoons of olive oil in a heavy stainless steel saucepan over a gentle heat and add the onion and garlic. Cover and sweat for four minutes, until soft and a little golden. Allow to cool. An anti-swamp crotch standby since 1908. This is how Gramps powdered the balls of steel that stormed their way up Normandy. I’ve used Gold Bond Medicated Powder since my high school football days to keep a cool crotch during hot and humid Oklahoma summers. Gold Bond is triple medicated to keep you cool, dry, and itch-free. It’s talcum-based so it has long-lasting dryness protection. What sets Gold Bond apart from the rest of the products on this list is its trademark cooling menthol. When you first apply Gold Bond, it sort of burns…in a good way. After the initial invigorating cooling sensation, for the next few hours, the menthol leaves your crotch feeling like it’s cocooned in a cooling, wintergreen wonderland even though the thermostat outside says it’s 100 degrees. AoM commenter Mark aptly described Gold Bond as “Altoids for your nuts.” Indeed, Mark. Indeed. No need to pile it on with Fromonda powder. Just a light dusting on your balls and inner thighs is enough to keep you dry, smelling fresh, and feeling comfortable all day. For best results I recommend applying to clean, dry balls. As with the Gold Bond Powder Spray, you’ll want to be careful when applying Dry+Goods. The spray propellent comes out cold and strong. Make sure to hold the nozzle the recommend 6 to 9 inches away from your bird’s eggs when applying.

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So as a service to men everywhere, I decided I would scientifically testvariousswamp crotch prevention products and offer my unbiased findings. And by “scientifically” I mean I applied all of these products to my balls. With so little room to breathe, it only becomes a matter of time before sweat, perspiration, chaffing, and discomfort set it.

One of the things that can be annoying about liquid ball deodorant is the dry time. Having to wait for your ball deodorant to dry can be tedious and a bit annoying. One of things that I noticed about Crop Preserver it that it has a faster than average dry time so you don’t have to stand there with your balls out waiting to get dressed. As long as you don’t over apply and make sure your balls are clean and dry before application, this cream will be completely dry in roughly one minute. Not bad at all. Planet X – Want to step up the cooling relief? Planet X offers 2x the cooling relief as their Asteroid body powder. While scent can be very subjective I think Manscaped did a really good job when they created this scent. It smells fresh and clean, somewhat piney, and not offensive in any way. A good crowd pleasing scent that isn’t overpowering or too loud. Another potential downside to cornstarch (depending on your viewpoint) is that there’s no scent. Personally, I like to have a bit of fragrance in my swamp crotch tamers. It’s a problem that has plagued men ever since Western society decided the male of our species had to wear pants instead of breezy togas or kilts.SAFETY TESTED: Hypoallergenic and clinically tested for safety. Unlike many powders, Fresh Balls contains NO Aluminum, Parabens and Talc! Never Tested on Animals!

Add the herbs, the garlic, the seasoning and the olive oil in a bowl and mix all the ingredients until well combined. In my book, there are so many dishes that can be improved with mozzarella. I keep this fresh, versatile cheese in my fridge at all times for the most delicious mozzarella recipes, including pizza (of course!), caprese skewers, salad and last minute bruschetta. Meanwhile, make the meatballs. Combine all the ingredients, except the oil and flour, in a mixing bowl and season. Shape into about 20 balls the size of walnuts. Heat a good glug of olive oil in a large frying pan over a medium-high heat. Dust the meatballs with flour, then fry (in batches if necessary) until golden all over. Drain on kitchen paper. When they are cooked, put them into an ovenproof dish with the tomato sauce and top with the grated mozzarella. Place under a preheated grill until the cheese has melted.

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We’ve created the solution to help with that uncomfortable feeling of sweaty and smelly balls! Fresh Balls absorbs moisture and reduces chafing, helping to deodorize “down there”. Goes on as a soothing lotion, dries as a silky powder… Stop messing around with those messy powders and try the best! Millions of men can’t be wrong. Join the Fresh Balls revolution today! With our archives now 3,500+ articles deep, we’ve decided to republish a classic piece each Friday to help our newer readers discover some of the best, evergreen gems from the past. This article was originally published in August 2013. If you’re relatively new to the world of men’s grooming products, particularly ball grooming products, chances are you’re unfamiliar with a glorious little product known as lotion for men’s balls.