Name Drop: The Really Good Celebrity Stories I Usually Only Tell at Happy Hour

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Victoria..." I clear my throat, feeling a burning in my cheeks that is both embarrassment and affection. I would hug her right now except I don't want to jab her in the belly. "I'm sorry."

Ummm…" Victoria said when her laughing finally died down, "We forgot that, if we sent the pics from your phone, Reeve wouldn't know that they were from me. So, now he just thinks some random guy sent him pics of his girlfriend giving a blowjob. He says he wants to fight you." The pair stood in the opening of the door looking over the nose of an immaculate red sports car, bathed in a warm, dim light. The car looked as if it were straight out of a fantasy and Selena stood in awe, looking over the dramatic set. Yes" she jumps in before I can finish. "Like you wouldn't believe. You know the TV show I'm on, we just finished recording an album for it- they're releasing it later in the year and, not that I'm bragging, but I sound amazing." Hmm" she sounds disappointed. "Kay, but you're missing out. You could have some fun with me out there." Her flawless, narrow ridged torso is cut short by the bikini top covering her modest A-cups; such a flimsy arrangement of shoe-lace string and a pair of yellow cloth triangles. To be honest I'm amazed she didn't lose it in the surf. There are little orange seagulls stencilled into the top that I didn't notice before.I'm telling you this…." Sammi put her hand over my mouth to shut me up as Stella dropped to her knees and pulled down my shorts. After another hour the shadows start to get long across the sand. I've finished my book so we might as well head home. She and her mother; Selene (my brother's ex-wife, and still a good friend of mine) were supposed to be staying with me in my house in Florida – for a week-long vacation. Then yesterday at the Airport only Victoria shows up and I find out that Selene will be coming a few days later, having to stay and take care of Victoria's younger sister, Madison, who's still in school.

She smiles at me, spinning left and right on her butt on the wooden chair. I give in, take out an extra tumbler and pour her a small one. Fantastic, give it three minutes and the whole office will know that my Niece was masturbating to porn in my office. How long has it been since I got laid? Drinks with Rebecca was Saturday and it's Wednesday now... Christ, only three days ago. Get it together Jacob. I shouldn't be this riled up already. Thank-you Jake. Really, thanks for this, I know you took time off work to see both of us but I don't doubt Vee will keep your hands full for a few days. Enough talk," Red stated, "let's get this show on the road," and he scooted to the side of the bed so Midge could lay down.She's standing next to the coffee table in front of my grey leather couch– pouring herself another glass of whiskey. I'm a little surprised to see that the bottle is nearly empty. It doesn't actually sound like a bad idea. She was looking refreshed when she sat down but now the girl is covered from head to toe in a thin sheen of perspiration. It isn't even summer, why did Florida have to get hit with such a humid heat spell right when I'm having my air-conditioning replaced.