Funny Bob Sob Sweet Old Bob T-Shirt

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Stylist and salon owner Cat Cook from New Rochelle, NY adores this chop on thin, fine hair. “A textured bob can add life to tresses. It gives your hair instant character and edginess that makes you walk around with a little bit more sass.” I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. ~ Bob Hope.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties. ~ Bob Hope. If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. ~ Bob Hope.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink. ~ Bob Hope. The great wry singer-songwriter Aimee Mann told a story on “The Best Show” on WFMU about being summoned to meet Dylan while opening for him on a tour. They get into a conversation about the music they each like to listen to, and Dylan says, “The only thing I can’t stand, though, is, I can’t stand those story songs.” Which Mann realizes is weird, since he’s written a huge amount of those. She calls him out: “You mean like ‘Tangled Up in Blue?’” Dylan says he doesn’t play that one anymore. Mann points out he’d played it the night before.

This one’s popped up a bunch of places: Dylan uses ouzo to tame his curly hair. Maybe that’s what Joni Mitchell smelled in Japan? Short hair demands high upkeep and daily styling to boost its form. Keep in mind that you can’t pull all your strands up in a ponytail during a bad hair day. If you’re not fond of hair products and regular trims, Cook doesn’t recommend this trend. Whatever the cause, Dylan long ago entered that realm (and it’s a fun realm; Nicolas Cage and Shia LaBeouf live there) where you’d at least entertain any strange stories you hear about him as being true. We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. ~ Bob Hope. Muff Winwood was the bassist with the Spencer Davis Group when that band wound up in Birmingham, England, in 1966, at the same time as Dylan. The musicians all met up, and Dylan mentioned that he was into ghosts and figured there’d be some good ones in England. As Winwood lays it out in Wanted Man: In Search of Bob Dylan, he and his bandmates told Dylan that they knew of an abandoned house nearby, one believed to be haunted by the ghost of a dog. So they all headed out to the house and poked around. At one point, they heard a dog bark. “Now this is likely to happen in the countryside in Worcestershire,” Winwood notes, “but Dylan is convinced he’s heard the ghost of a dog! He was like a kid … running up to you grabbing you by the arm going ‘This is unbelievable!’”

Engineer Chris Shaw was working on the Love and Theft album when he heard Dylan sing something wonky: “There’s a lyric on the song where Bob sings, ‘The leaves cast their shadows on the stones,’ and, when he was singing it live, he was reading his lyrics off a piece of paper, and, I guess, for a split-second, he got dyslexic, because on the live take, he actually sang, “The leaves cast their ‘stadows’ on the stones.” In her memoir Wishful Drinking , Fisher writes about getting a call from Dylan. He’d been asked to endorse a cologne called Just Like a Woman, but he didn’t like that name and wanted her advice on alternates. She gave him a few sarcastic options: “Ambivalence, for the scent of confusion”; “Arbitrary, for the man who doesn’t gave a shit how he smells”; and “Empathy — feel like them and smell like this.” To her surprise, “Bob actually liked those!” When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. ~ Bob Hope. I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. ~ Bob Hope. Everyone’s nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that’s just to protect his buns. ~ Bob Hope.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark! ~ Bob Hope. Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They’re even some guys wearing them. Don’t laugh, if you had thought to of that, you’d not be here now. ~ Bob Hope. Top Bob Hope Quotes A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question. Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read) It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away. ~ Bob Hope.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Yahoo Answers – WHAT/WHO THE HELL IS BOB.??? I SAW HIM ON YOUTUBE A WHILE AGO TOO..WHAT'S GOING ON..? I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. ~ Bob Hope. My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade. ~ Bob Hope.