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The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Wouldn't be surprised if every football club in the UK has a minutes silence for West Ham next week the way it's going. Give it a rest. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. And the Pope finally relents — but he says that he has four conditions before he will consent to the act. Mable Arnold aged 100 still watching West Ham, only football makes this happen I salute you mable👏🏻 did you throw a bottle😂 #WestHam Perhaps that would be different if they had gone on to win the final, against Anderlecht in Brussels. The 4-2 defeat does not erase the glory of the Frankfurt tie, but it does create a lingering sense of disappointment. The challenge for Declan Rice and the rest of the current team is therefore to go one step further than the heroes of 1976.

We had (players like) Mark Noble coming to the end (last season) and we were actually short of numbers, really short,” Moyes said in an interview with podcaster Steven Bartlett.Because he’s a Spurs supporter. He always reacts like that when we lose a match. He wants us to win the European Trophy,” the dog’s owner replies. The east Londoners' attempts to woo players embarrassingly out of their league are often like watching a tanked-up moron try to cop off with a Miss World, and almost inevitably end up with them going home accompanied by a curb-crawler they've paid way over the odds for instead. Oh dear, the west ham send off has turned into holiday camp entertainment.. Are we having fun? "groovey"

A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is an West Ham supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were West Ham supporters, too. The Pope is horrified, and makes it clear that he would rather die than betray his vows. But the Cardinals and Nuncios and all the prelates in the Vatican plead with him to reconsider. The Church desperately needs his able leadership, and surely God can forgive any sin. . . God then turns his attention to the last man, asking, “And what of you, my son?” What exactly is your question? ”. The man pauses for a moment before exclaiming, “God!” When is Tottenham going to win a trophy? “, to which God replies, “It’s a shame because I’ll most likely be dead by then.” The Hammers have claimed just one point from their last seven games and another defeat at home to an equally poor Everton side would force the east London club’s hand, according to the Daily Telegraph.

He goes into the changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. “What’s up?” He asks. “Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only Spurs. They’re shit and we can’t be bothered.” That's a nice ham you got there. It would be a shame if someone added a 's' at the front, and 'e' at the end of it. Jokes aside, every club has its ups and downs, triumphs, and heartbreaks. Today’s banter might be tomorrow’s accolade. Until then, we’ll keep the football spirits alive with some puns and giggles. And to all the Tottenham fans out there – chin up! Football’s beauty lies not just in the victories, but in the passion, love, and unyielding support of its fanbase. Go Spurs! Funny Spurs Jokes The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" They are a social experiment set up to see how far they can mentally and physically push a human being.

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