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I’m sure everyone is with me on this: Balls are TOO SEXY. They make us feel inferior. When a man is too free with his balls, it signifies that the world is changing and I don’t like it. It reminds me he is his own person who makes his own choices, and one of those choices is to barely conceal his balls through a thin layer of pants and an even thinner layer of underpants. This simultaneously turns me on and scares me. And it’s all men’s fault that I’m obsessed with their balls. So again, they should hide them with a bra! Thank you.

Testicular Swelling can be caused by many things, but when it does, it can be very uncomfortable. Good support is critical and can reduce discomfort and make activiites of daily life much better. We’ve all seen how men are dressing these days. The skinny jeans and basketball shorts that cling to just the right scrotum contours? They know what they’re doing. Men are tempting us on purpose and they should have more self-respect. That’s why I’m proposing that all men bra their balls from now on so I can finally concentrate. Why Buy the Cow When You Can See the Testicles for Free? It’s unfair that straight girls get an inferior education just because their minds are evolutionarily programmed to be enticed by exotic, bouncing testicles in their beautiful wrinkle bags. Girls aren’t responsible for their own actions because balls exist, and therefore we must demand that boys bra them so that girls can focus on their schoolwork. Yes, this dress code will make boys feel objectified, but it will also prevent people from objectifying them, thereby making them feel objectified. Really, it’s for their own good. This is why sporting events should require ball bras. When I Can See the Outline of Your Balls, It’s All I Can Think About Goten is engaged to Bulla, the princess of the noble Briefs family. He might have thought their marriage was an impossibility at first, but his opinions change when he meets her—and the strange family portrait that hides a tragic secret. A collection of written snapshots of Dragon Ball characters. Language: English Words: 7,651 Chapters: 7/? Comments: 27 Kudos: 33 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 843

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Ultimately, men and women have similar problems. They just occur in different parts of our bodies. Women wear a bra starting at a very young age and it lasts for the rest of their lives (depending on the person). The same thing happens to men except we don't do anything to solve the problem. Women put a bra on which helps keeps their breasts supported and safe. Well, mens pouch underwear do the same thing by pulling you out from between your legs and situating you more up and forward. This way the pouch underwear is supporting you instead of your body. Helping to keep you secure and out of harms way. Advantages Of Mens Pouch Underwear Prevent Chafing. The Scrotum rubbing on the inner thigh causes chafing on most men. Sweat and body proportions can even make it worse. Hydrocele is a type of swelling in the scrotum that occurs when fluid collects in the thin sheath surrounding a testicle. This can cause the testicle to enlarge and become uncomfortable

As men get older, testicles begin to sag and good support becomes even more important. "Senior Sag" can become so extreme some men's scrotum actually touch the water in the toilet bowl.Yes, I know it’s usually bulls who have testicles, but I’m completing an idiom here. And that idiom used to have milk instead of balls. See, what men don’t realize when they walk around with their fun bags all exposed for us to ogle is that they’re making themselves less marriageable. Nobody wants to settle down with some dude whose testicles are out for all the world to see. If I’m courting a man and I see his testicles, I think about all the other women those testicles have slapped against and I am immediately turned off. Bra those things. (I’m trying to help you.) School Dress Codes Should Require Ball Bras So Girls Can Concentrate Some men like to go commando or wear boxers and that may be fine for them. But some of us need a little more support. Men hang down and as we age it only gets worse. Boxer Briefs and Briefs tried to solve the problem. But all they really did was mash us between our legs. Mens pouch underwear is designed to take your low hanging fruit and hold it up for you. A Bra For Your Balls