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Sandra: I'll give you 24 hours breathing space time to shall we say spring clean your flat and after that I'm coming round with the CID, That's 24 hours Rodney. Rodney: Reminds me of that Gene Pitney song you know "24 Hours from Dartmoor". The definition of entrepreneur is: “A person who sets up a business or businesses, taking on financial risks in the hope of profit.” Del proves to know little about hang-gliding.] Andy: We've got some great thermals today. Del: Thermals? Oh, what a shame! I'm just wearing my ordinary y-fronts.
Del: Can't you just find The Bear? Albert: Well what does it look like? Del: Well it looks like a bloody rabbit don't it!!! Denzil: This could be anything, Trig! For all we know this could be... Well, this could be bloody Concorde fuel! Del: No, honest, it's not Concorde fuel, it's anti-freeze from the Starship Enterprise! Del: I don't know what the younger generation is coming to. They can't even swear without effing and blinding. Rodney: No, it's a boy alright. Rosemary's Baby was on the telly the other night. It's Del and Raquel to a tee. In a couple of weeks time, we'll be awoken by the cries of our own little bonny, bouncing antichrist. It'll be sitting in it's cot, head spinning round like a propeller, green gung up the wall. They're bound to call it Damien. Albert: (as if to cheer Rodney up) They were thinking of calling him "Rodney". Rodney: Rodney! Oh no, poor little sod.Greatest TV Characters". Channel 4. Archived from the original on 31 May 2009 . Retrieved 26 May 2019. Lovely Jubbly' has been revealed as the most commonly used Only Fools And Horses phrase in British life, according to a recent survey. As One Door Closes [4.7] [ edit ] Rodney: (upon losing a chunk of hair to one of Del's super-sharp combs) I'm going bald. Derek, I am 24 years old and I'm going bald! Albert: That's supposed to be a sign of something. Rodney: Yeah, it's a sign that I'm going bald. Sid: (annoyed that he wasn't asked by Del to make the sandwiches) Oi. Del: (who is halfway down the coach aisle, taking the sandwich crate to Mike, as Denzil, the previous man responsible for them, has admitted to an ear infection) Yes? Sid: I want a word with you. Del: Yeah, what is it, Sid? Sid: I run a cafe, right? Del: (looks around) Yeah, right, so what? Sid: So why didn't you ask me to make the sandwiches? Del: Well, the explanation is simple. We intend to eat them. Sid: (clearly hurt) Oh. All right. (He puffs on his cigarette.) Del: Alright then. (He leaves.) Del: When a North Korean came to live in London, he thought that Battersea dog's home was a takeway.
Del Boy's "autobiography", called He Who Dares, was released in October 2015. [8] Appearances [ edit ] Television [ edit ] Grandad: (bedbound) Del Boy, I'd like to be cremated. Del: Well you'll have to wait till the morning, 'cos they'll be closed now! Lennox Gilbey: You ever heard of the Scarlett Pimpernel? Rodney: That weren't you, was it? Lennox Gilbey: No, but I'm like him. They seek him here, they see him there. Those policemen seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damn illusive Sha-a-dow. Albert: I can't swim, Del. Del: You used to be a sailor. Albert: Don't mean a thing. Nelson couldn't swim. Del: Of course he couldn't. He only had one bloody arm. He would have gone around in circles, wouldn't he?
Del: (hurriedly, after talking to a couple of "women") Drink up, we're leaving. Rodney: Why? Are they a couple of ravers? Del: No, they're a couple of geezers!"
Dressed as Batman and Robin, Del and Rodney find out the fancy dress party is cancelled] Rodney: We were running in here going [impersonating Batman theme] da na na na na na na na na, and everything! The shed door opens, and Del emerges, dressed in an old-fashioned diving suit, complete with a big helmet. Trigger and Denzil stare at him.] Del: [enthusiastically] Lovely jubbly! Christmas Specials (1989-1990) [ edit ] The Jolly Boys' Outing [ edit ] Rodney: You don't like baseball, you always called it "silly boys rounders". Del: Yeah, that's before i knew that it was in, now-a-days it's the kinda game that guys like me and Steven enjoy Steven: What do you mean "Guys like me and Steven"? Del: Well, yuppies. Steven: Yupp... Derek, I am not a yuppie! Del: You are Steven. Steven: No, no I'm... Del: No take it from me son, you are! Trigger: Ain't there any words to this, Dave? Rodney: Words? No... no words. Sorta instrumental. Del: What's this? Trigger: It's Mozart's symphony number 38 in D Major. It's the karaoke version.Fatal Extraction [ edit ] Sid: There we go Denzil, one bowl of piping hot porridge. That'll warm you up on a cold day. Denzil: Cheers Sid. (looks at his bowl of porridge) There's a hair in this. Sid: Give it here. Denzil: Here's another one. Sid: Give it here. Denzil: That's disgusting that is, Sid. If the health authorities saw this, they'd close you down. Sid: I've been closed down for worse than that Denzil. (to Trigger) I hate these politically correct people. Trigger: Yeah. Sid: What'll it be Trig? Trigger: Er, I'll try some of that porridge Sid. Rodney: Cassandra, we are talking about Derek Trotter. To Del, market penetration means sex under a barrow! Rodney: Well Trigger could be considered an expert. Mike: Trigger still doesn't know which end of the dart to throw.
Del Boy' Trotter's autobiography released: "It's got everything: pictures, words, birds, violence, adventure" ". Irish Mirror. 12 October 2015 . Retrieved 1 December 2015.
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You can’t trust the Old Bill, can ya? Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom." The chandelier has just fallen down and smashed. Grandad walks downstairs] Grandad: Alright, Del Boy. Del: Alright? Look at it! Grandad: Did you drop it, Del? Rodney: How could we drop it?! We wasn't even holding it! We was working on that one. Grandad: Well I wish you'd said something, 'cos I was working on this one. Is it very valuable Del? Del: (smiling) Nah, not really. (angry) It was bleeding priceless when it was hanging up there though! Del, Rodney, and Albert are sailing on a boat to Holland, and end up lost in the middle of the North Sea.] Rodney: He's something else ain't he? And what about all the currents they got round here? We could have drifted anywhere by now. Del: Yes, he's right and all ain't he? We're in the middle of the North Sea ain't we? It's got more currents than a hot-cross bun.
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