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Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)

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TL;DR:Don't think you can pay for a vacation this upcoming holiday season? Dollar Flight Club cansave you hundreds on domestic and international flights, and a lifetime subscription starts at only… READ THE REST The wonder of digital publishing means you really can find books to suit any taste - even if that taste is for erotic literature featuring anthropomorphised stationery from old versions of Microsoft Office.

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Interesting fact: if you analyze that cover art, you'll see that Clippy is composed of various hues, all grey. And you know how many? Sure you do: 50. Leonard Delaney: For legal reasons, yes, it is satire. Wait, I mean parody? Whichever one is legal.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-71-conquered-by-clippy/id653974464?i=1000396403590 External-identifier She reached out and grabbed his glowing red end. It was hot, but not too hot. He uncurled further at her touch.

The Digital Desires Inbox, Volume 1: Taken by the Tetris

It received close to 170,000. For some, maybe it was just a “popcorn” situation. Or a way to make a tech titan relive a failure. “Yeah, you made billions,” says Byron Reeves, who’s still at Stanford today. “But you also made this dumb little character.” Others, however, expressed genuine excitement. LD: That’s ridiculous. As a straight male who enjoys thinking about female humans, I would never be turned on by a male paperclip. What does turn me on is a strong woman banging a paperclip. I like Clippy—maybe I even love him—as a complex character in a deep and satisfying story. But when I write the sex scenes, my mind’s eye does not focus on his glowing metal poker of a schlong. As a writer, I do have to picture it in great detail, but I take no erotic pleasure in it. The problem was partly technical. Bob required eight megabytes of computer memory, which few beginners owned at that point. This kept characters rudimentary. “You were asked to make a movie, basically, with a box of colored pencils,” says Reeves. Microsoft just couldn’t let Clippy go. Facing sharp criticism and hawking more useful features, the company turned the assistant off by default in Windows XP. But oddly, Microsoft decided to keep its punchline in the news cycle during the marketing campaign for XP. Team members flew to San Francisco for a press conference to announce Clippy’s retirement. Some poor soul donned a Clippy costume on the streetcar.The book itself is published by a small press by Forest City Pulp that describes itself as publishing "provocative content by provocative writers, specializing in short fiction and serialized stories". So, it's not by a Romance publisher, or one that says it published works by Romance authors. Discover how a forbidden sexual romance between a woman and a watch is possible. Cry out in joy at guest appearances from your favourite technology personalities. Squirm at a twist ending to the first Digital Desires trilogy that will leave you uncomfortably aroused.

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