Violence. Speed. Momentum.

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But they didn’t teach me any of the important stuff, you know? Stuff like video games, absolutely annihilating your opponent’s will to live, or looking really, really good. Why should Dimension One always be followed by Dimension Two? Trite conventions are for weaklings and runners-up.

Violence. Speed. Momentum: The Incredibly (Un)true and

My parents watched in awe from the other room. Honestly, they were pretty good parents, even if they were baby-butt soft. They even bought me a Super Nintendo the next day, because seriously, it was 1992. And also because they’d finally started to guess what I already knew: that their son was meant for greatness. For a reign of supremacy unprecedented in modern gaming. For a garage full of Lamborghinis and a vertical leap of no less than thirty-seven inches.That being said, if you don't already know about what the two-time is about, what were you expecting? I could hear the gang of punks behind me, shouting, screaming, jeering. Getting closer and closer. So I kept running as fast as I could, till the air felt like fire in my little-boy lungs. Because you exist, they’d say. And your body is puny and your voice is squeaky and your jaw is soft. And okay, we’ll be honest, we’re also totally jealous of the waterfall of glorious hair cascading down your shoulders. We wish we had hair like that, so we beat you. The old me would’ve apologized and begged forgiveness, but the new me just flipped him off and stole it. Which was doing him a favor anyway, because the box was a gory mess and he really should’ve been selling Super Nintendos or IBMs or something. I mean, it was 1992, for shit’s sake. As one of gaming’s most recognizable and provocative personalities, Dr DisRespect finally reveals what it’s really like being the biggest global streaming sensation and, in his factual opinion, the greatest gamer in history,” reads the book’s official synopsis. “Featuring exclusive, never-before-told stories from his career and thoughtful advice on everything from growing superior mullets to thoroughly dominating life, this memoir is as unique and unforgettable as its subject.”

Violence. Speed. Momentum. - Dr Disrespect - Google Books

Then, in my pain and delirium, I heard something in the distance. It wasn’t the footsteps of my preadolescent tormentors. It was the sound of an eagle screaming its rage. The rest of the mob—there must’ve been at least nine more—saw my utter, unstoppable dominance, turned tail, and ran for their lives.This will be hard, maybe even impossible, for your mind to comprehend, but in Dimension One there was a time when the Doctor wasn’t the Doctor. But if it’s not clear to you yet—just kidding, of course it is—the Two-Time is different. The Two-Time is special. So the Two-Time has not one but three origin stories. I’m gonna write whatever I want, and you and Nigel and the Champions Club and pretty much the whole world are gonna love it.