Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

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A leaky anus can be an embarrassing condition causing uncontrollable anal discharge. Many cases of anal leakage are temporary while some are chronic. When anal leakage occurs in small amounts without realizing it, the cause can be nerve damage. This occurs when the nerves don’t properly control the sphincter muscles; though nerve damage may not be present.

Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 20% off the cost of both items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles and chocolate. A wonderful natural remedy to help soothe the digestive system and the mind is chamomile tea. Chamomile has been found to aid in overall health and help relax the muscles in your body. This can aid in the reduction of anal leakage. Save 20% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours!Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! Initially the creator tried to cast his own anus with slightly messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to let him cast her own delightful anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based upon this hallowed casting. The lady who kindly donated her services has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

One of the most therapeutic roots in the world – ginger – has proven to be a great way to treat anal leakage through its calming abilities. Often used to treat stomach cramps and inflammation, ginger has enormous health benefits which support normal functions of the body. Dr. Kathleen M. Zelman recommends incorporating high-fiber foods into your diet including whole grains, nuts, beans, popcorn, and berries. Keep in mind the other health benefits of eating these foods as well as your dietary goals. 3. Chamomile TeaWater is the most natural way to improve functions within the body and help promote a healthy digestive system. Water helps improve digestive health. Make sure you are drinking at least eight ounces of water each day to stay hydrated and limit the risk of anal leakage. 2. Eat Fiber As it turns out, the company ‘Edible Anus’ who cast her balloon knot in bronze, they specialize in making chocolate assholes. Because what man wouldn’t want some lovely lady to give him a replica of her balloon knot made out of chocolate???

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global. Diarrhea is a common cause of anal leakage. Rectal muscles in people suffering from diarrhea cannot hold watery stools well. This causes a leaky anus. Health conditions such as gastroenteritis or irritable bowel syndrome are a primary cause of diarrhea which may lead to anal leakage. Unfortunately, there’s a bit of a catch here, which is important for expectation-setting. When you poop, your body should expel all the stool in your rectum, but some fecal matter might get left behind. While you probably don’t have to worry about pooping on your partner, you should know that they may be exposed to some visible or invisible fecal matter, Dr. Chinn says.

This advice still stands if your partner ejaculates inside you. Though some people worry this could cause runny poops that resemble diarrhea, Dr. Frankhouse says this actually isn’t the case. For one thing, since poop usually isn’t in your rectum until you’re close to expelling it, there’s no real opportunity for poop and semen to mix. Even if poop could go farther up into your colon, semen is usually runny. Since your anus will likely remain expanded for a few minutes after anal sex, that semen can just leak right on out, Dr. Frankhouse says. If you want to go to the bathroom to expel that, feel free, but it’s not necessary!