Empress Theresa

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What Happened to the Mouse?: Theresa's family seems to disappear out of existence. Same with the Parker family's children who only appear a couple of times before being forgotten about again. Apathetic Citizens: The world's population doesn't seem too concerned about the consequences of the weather system stopping or that they will run out of food somewhere down the line if things don't get fixed.

http://www.writingforums.com/threads/133885-Empress-Theresa-is-here?p=1571435&viewfull=1#post1571435 Starfish Alien: Hal is an ageless, indestructible life form that looks like a white orb. His biology is utterly inexplicable, supposedly being based on dark matter, but it is known that he can only reproduce while in symbiosis with a host. Theresa is ushered into a room with no viewers and only interviewers. Blair is missing for the time being, presumably due to being “caught in the bathroom”. This is fine, as Theresa wants to shine on her own - without talking, of course. One of her professors complained about talking heads talked a lot but didn’t “say” anything. She made sure to impress him in this interview and the rest to come. She sees the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE file, with surprise, and then proceeds to show off to the camera, with a "modest" Irish outfit that shows off her “well-turned figure” without cleavage. Blair enters soon after, thankfully cutting off an awkward scene of Theresa showing off her “well outlined” chest and butt. Angelic Abomination: HAL is a ball of pure white light that is for all intents a stand in for the Holy Spirit... that also happens to be an alien and "not made of matter or energy". Loved by All: Theresa is universally adored the entire planet, who throng about her wherever she goes. People are captivated by her the moment she walks in a room simply because she radiates goodness. Professionals in their fields are in awe of her wisdom. The only people who dislike her are the press because she's just so gosh-darn perfect that they can't dig up any dirt on her.A soldier gives Theresa thermal garments so she doesn't get cold in the plane thousands of feet up in the air even though she's going to be nuked to death anyway. Theresa apparently forgot about her heat-emitting powers at that moment. Eagleland: Type 2. Theresa speaks contemptuously of "the American dream of secure mediocrity", and the President of the United States tries to have her killed, For the Evulz.

Soft Water: Played With. Theresa falls thousands of feet into the ocean and appears to be dead when recovered and brought to the hospital. Despite the fact that the impact from such a height should have almost certainly immediately killed her, Theresa wakes up a couple of weeks later with no lasting damage whatsoever. The huge water columns that Theresa creates at the North Pole and cause rain for months appear not to cause any issues either with Theresa being in no hurry to sort this out.It is one thing to ask people for their opinion (even Norm's done that) - it is quite another to be willing to accept that opinion, or at least take it to heart. Don't ask for someone's advice or opinion and expect nothing but oohs and awes. If someone says "This doesn't work" or "You need to flesh this part out," they're probably right. If a large number of people complain about something, it's probably a bigger concern than you're aware of. Look at your work with humility, and accept the fact that it probably needs to be changed. Possibly a unique case of this being in literature but despite needing to start the wind and rain again, Theresa takes time to go for estate walks with Steve, read books, eat nice lunches, and watch TV, since the work she's supposed to do is apparently very intense. And then later takes a trip to Paris. This goes on for months but there are no repercussions from this.